13 Days of Halloween – Day 11 – KEEPING UP WITH THE BONES

Have you noticed that skeletons are the hot Halloween prop this year? They’re everywhere and not just the human kind. There are dog, cat, rat, bird and even frog versions! On Day 11 of my 13 Days of Halloween, I’m sharing a few delightful Halloween skeleton vignettes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.

To begin, Martha’s in the kitchen and true to form – she’s multi-tasking with a little mixing and frying. Maybe that’s her former Merrill Lynch broker in the electric chair. Remember the ImClone stock sale that sent her to prison for insider trading?

Ah, the great outdoors. This couple is enjoying a picnic lunch on a sunny fall afternoon. Everything was perfect until she asked, “Do you think this scarf makes me look fat?”

Check out theRockettes? They’re ready for A Chorus Line. As they say in show business, ‘Break a Leg‘.

Here’s a rare glimpse of Cruella DeVille taking the puppies for a walk. Bet they’re digging for bones.

These guys must be retired. They look way too relaxed.

Speaking of retirement, how about a round of golf?

These sneaky teenage boys were caught trying to crash a girls’ high skull slumber party. Teenagers are such boneheads.

This wizard looks like he’s concocting some Joint Juice.

We all know there’s a tree-hugger in every crowd. They’re just ‘Bone to be Wild‘.

These Harley dawgs are ‘Bad to the Bone‘.

Talk about climbing the walls. . . what about climbing the staircase?

This happy couple takes ‘Til Death Do Us Part’ way too seriously.

And for the finale, you know it’s 2015 when even the skeletons have their version of the selfie-stick!

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.

– George Bernard Shaw –

Hope you’ve found these skeleton vignettes humer-ous. How are you ‘Keeping Up With the Bones‘ this season?